The Slimine Short Pre-Order
The Slimine Short Pre-Order
The Slimine Short Pre-Order
The Slimine Short Pre-Order
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The Slimine Short Pre-Order

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$95.00
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$95.00
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We're doing a 2nd run of this short since the 1st was so popular. These shorts will deliver to you around the end of August. Please place your order by June 10th if you'd like a pair.

The Slimine Short is designed for all day wear and made in the USA. You'll find it provides the perfect blend of performance fabric, original design, and standout details. The short features a bright purple with one slimed side (and pocket!) and a ghost patch. Enjoy a stylish loose cut, with plenty of breathe, and unique energy that provides comfort and performance all day long.

The Slimine Short is UNEXPECTED. It's inspired by mood slime, a powerful psycho-reactive substance that responds unpredictably to human emotional states.

  • Unisex sizing ensures a loose fit for a roomy, comfortable feel
  • 2-inch soft elastic waistband adds style without cramping yours
  • 2 deep-front pockets allow plenty of storage when you're on the go
  • 16 inch length & 5 inch inseam provide plenty of coverage
  • Comfortable, light, breathable performance sports fabric ensures you're ready for anything
  • 100% polyester knit with a diamond-like structure holds up whether you're on the court or the couch
  • Original fabric is custom illustrated & printed in Durham, North Carolina
  • Hand-illustrated patches printed in Los Angeles, California
  • Custom patterned & sewn in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania by a couture designer
  • Long-lasting and easy to care for - just wash and dry with like colors 

100% happiness guarantee If you don't love them, send them back.

Fast shipping We ship via USPS, and it typically takes about 5-7 days for your shorts to get to you.

Free returns Mail them back within 15 days, and as long as they're undamaged, we'll refund you what you paid upfront plus the cost of shipping.